Bitcoiners Represent Largest Unvaccinated Group

WASHINGTON – A list that disclosed the names of unvaccinated Americans revealed a strong correlation with those who also owned Bitcoin. Studies showed that 95% of Bitcoin owners remain unvaccinated, representing the largest group of unvaccinated individuals in the United States. “I imagine that their hesitancy to receive the vaccine comes from their refusal to trust the government,” said Dr. Fauci. “They seem to think that the government doesn’t have their best interests in mind.” With recent memes displaying text like “Govern Me Harder Daddy,” it comes as no surprise to some that Bitcoin owners refuse treatment. When asked about their reasons for refusal, many cited being perfectly healthy, personal freedom, and a distrust for big-pharma.