Biden Figuratively Embraces Bitcoin, Calls It Second Favorite 12 Year Old

WASHINGTON – Upset that he couldn’t reach out and touch it, President Joe Biden called Bitcoin, “his second favorite 12 year old.” Biden, 78, told reporters that since the coronavirus pandemic mandated masks for some at White House events, it became difficult for him to know which children were the best looking. “There’s something about it being non-confiscatable, transparent, and independent that I find very attractive. There aren’t a lot of pre-teens that possess those qualities.” With recent news that China would be banning Bitcoin, Biden expressed that he was excited to have the 12 year old back in America’s lap.